friday the 13th

do you know how sometimes, believing in myths might get you into trouble? i never know friday the 13th was a bad thing but my tuition teacher insisted that friday the 13th is a bad thing, and he always get into trouble on this day itself.

and yes i did get into trouble.

it wasnt a huge trouble, but it still left me in a state of shock, till this very moment when i am blogging because someday i wanna look back at my posts and say, hey. it was a day i should remember.

and this day too, taught me that old mans are even nastier than younger ones this days.

the map below is a visual reference of my new lesson. -.-''

i was in a junction, turning left. PINK IS AWESOME ME. and fugly color is retarded shithead's car.

so this retarded shithead with defective eye vision and lack of common sense couldnt see me turning patiently into the HUGE junction and has to come into my lane and cut me off. end up, stratching my cars bumper cos i managed to break efficiently because i am not severely impaired like the retarded shithead.

so retarded shithead stops his stupid car in the middle of the junction and not move to the side and came to confront me. turns out this shithead is actually partially bold and old so i thought i should apologise for almost giving him a heart attack.

but instead, because he left his brains in afganistan while trying to save the elephants, he started yelling for no reason at me, who is around 40 years old younger than him. i hope somebody kick some sense into his head that i didnt do it on purpose if i knew this was going to happen. if you retardedly turn like that and shocked the hell out of me, definately youre asking for trouble.

im no GOD to freeze time so we dont go "bang!!!" you shithead.

so i went down to see what happen to my car. and i couldnt care less what happen to his car. because he has some serious issue with his attitute. i was very close to bursting into flames but i didnt, because i remember i made a vow to be a good person. note that he is still screaming at the top of his lungs while i am doing all that checking. im mentally torturing him because of my lack of reaction to his brutal accusative words.

i totally ignored his stupid words, because words can be said, but it cant hurt your pride, shithead.

i took a photo of his car registration, went into my car and lock the doors. i believe he has some sanity still in him, as he didnt slap me yet while i ignored him. i was so scared actually.

and when i locked my door, i say grace and pressed my honk like nobody's business. because cars were stopping to look, and from certain angle i do hope people think hes a stalker or a pervert trying to get me to come out of the car. since shithead refuses to barge, i reversed and went off to buy my stuff.

pervertly, shithead followed my car to taipan.

he was pretty pissed i guess, that i ignored his brutal words and all his brutal stares, so he said "im gonna lodge a police report." i ignored him once more, i just let him take whatever photos of my car for his own reference while i try calling my dad (engaged). im so awesome people wanna buy 4d toto with my car plate number. :)

i kept quiet for the whole process because i had this thought in mind. i would seem like a really frightened child if i kept quiet right, so yea. just in case if a police pass by i can start crying d. better than brutally have a brutal conversation with a dying shithead.

i was pretty frightened when he followed me, so i called my awesome friend to complain. you guys are awesome, you know that? few mins later they were with me and that shithead went off to lodge a report i guess. awesome friends didnt get to see him because when i u-turned to fetch my sister he didnt u turn with me.

i fetched my sister from tuition.and while waiting for her. my awesome friends was brutally killing the shithead in their mind.

and everyone who came, thank you, i love you guys so much.

and i went to lodge my own report too, and the officer told me this grumpy old shithead came to report too. haha, too bad i did my own report too, and the officer said he is so bad for screaming at a young lady like me in public. its like scolding his own daughter, or in my case, grand daughter. God bless his kids.

case solved, my car's injury was minor and it was my first accident ever. right on the day i changed my licence into a NOT P driver.

dear shithead, im sorry if it frightened you but you really need to check that pea sized brain of yours :)

and i think i will slap myself if a person like me is so ignorant while i am screaming on top of my lungs to me. i have mastered this skill from 19 years of having annoying sister using your things without your permission, being rude to you, and all. yeah. karma.

ze end of a shithead story.:)