too bored

IM SANE and still can walk in a straight line. Im hungry too :( I still wondering why am i hungry on the first day of CNY or Valentine??? WHERE IS EVERYONE WHO CLAIMS TO LOVE ME??? haha despo.

I youtubed "things to do when you are bored at home."

One of it was try to finish all the food available in your house and lie on your bed and pretend to swim. Done the second one, still pending on the first one. HAHA

Right now i am reading thru my mails, to clean INBOX you see. Nobody is going to give me rewards for reaching 10k mails. -.-

If woman ruled the world;

HAHAHA OMG SHUT EYES

PEE

Little Johnny asks the teacher, "Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?"

The teacher says, "Yes, but only after you recite the alphabet Johnny."

Little Johnny says, "Fine" and quickly babbles out: a "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO_QRSTUVWXYZ!"

The teacher asks, "Where is the P?"

Johnny replies, "Running down my leg. Please let me go to the bathroom!"

I STILL CAN LAUGH AT ALL THESE, lameness omg.

Happy valentines and chinese new year all. May you have a tigerific year with smiles. RAwr. Eat more prosperity burger and berprosper the whole year long. (:

p.s. i am still hungry