without me

Everybody who is going to read this no-point post should stop whatever you are doing and give this statement a thought.

"why am i reading this?" 1,2,3 ok stop. enough. LOL (you are no hope person. =p)

ehem.

I practically found out that my family is evil and they have plans to abandon me somewhere when i grow bigger or probably cook me after i have grown fatter. Cannibals.

You wanna hear my story?

I was working the other day, giving out fragrant samples of panty liners.

Heck i didn't know i was going to really actually give out panty liners. Nope. Got scammed. They said women's product but how i know -.- rather relaxing of course.

But its cool you know. Carefree is pink and even their sample box is pink. Guardian Taipan is where you will really (i mean really) meet random people and weird ones, once in awhile. When i say weird, they really are weird.

Thank god people in Subang are some sort aware what panty liners are. Even the dudes. Some are nice that they smile and walk past me, but some stare like giving out panty liners is some sort of crime. DIG YOUR I-BALLS OUT THEN YOU KNOW AH =.=

And i have nothing against slightly non-masculine man, they just act a little funny sometime. I have difficulty distinguishing the real and the unreal. Shocks me when one of my customer came up (he was significantly a guy, just more.. yea)

"eh what you giving outtttt??? freeeeeeee???"

"pantyliners sir! we are promoting our new scented product."

"can give me somee? i nak pakai la..."

At this point i got speechless, so i just follow customer's plead. There was never a law implemented that giving pantyliners to non-women is a crime! so, i gave unwillingly. I truly didnt know how to react. Probably he/she was a chick, a very masculine chick.

Comments and feedback from them can be really funny. PS i didnt include some of the funny ones in my report. Later kena reject, haha. LIKE:

"its scented, miss. with tea tree, having various benefits too!"

" apa sen?"

=.=

another was,

" benda nih ada bau?? dah nak pakai bawah tu nak bau buat apa?? siapa nak bau??"

swear i went toilet and sat in there and laugh for 15 mins.

Interesting job eh. :) Thank you to BABY and PHUN for making trips up and down for me. Fetch me to work, send me home, eat lunch with me, dinner with me. I never felt lonely. AND WEIJIAN TOO! thank youuu

Last day after work was disaster. I was stranded at MCD with fei, originally planned to go yc with pixern but fail. So i was stranded. :( but i was saved at the end of the day. :)

Oh back to my cannibal family.

They had reunion dinner without me. =( with my relatives too! omg 2010 is such sad CNY.

WHY THEY DIDNT WAIT FOR MEEEEEE!!! this shows that they forgot i existed! -.-

aha, nememindla.

And my favorite nephew, is growing to be a man. He still cries when he cant get something. But now he found better ways to get what he want.

MAKE FACES.

"gimme that man..."

He may seem nice and sweet. Actually he is, when you get mad at him. Then he'll go like, i love you aunty Y. Im sorry. With that really really i-regret-my-actions-face. Of course being a forgiving person i will say its okay. Then he jumps on me again.

he too, pouts. skilllzzzz

and you know what this small dude calls phun?

"cute kor kor"

wth phun scam him.

peaceeee.

okay tata, i is going to pack and get ready for hot spring with BABYYYYY. woooohoooo